What the fuck?

Because I make far more money in that hour doing something that I enjoy.

Sold a kidney. (Not mine.)

That's not a very nice way to talk about Kevin.

No. This is a common mistake. While a host often tries to serve wine brought as a host gift, they are under no obligation or expectation to do so, since the gift may not suit their menu.

“My neighborhood brewery is not staffed with assholes or anything;”

You're a fucking jerk.

Woopsie! Not you!

$1 on $12 is an 8.33% tip.

That’s how you get your kid to move in with an old heroin addict you don’t approve of.

Just adding a little context.

That’s how you get your kid to move in with an old heroin addict you don’t approve of.

lol

“Export" in the title should be plural.

“After all, they’re only women talking.”

I'll let them keep the flag if they cut the price in half.

I always think the fellows who claim truck owners are compensating spend a lotvof time thinking about other guy's dicks. NTTAWWT, but still, why the fascination?

Your definition of trolling is really fucking stupid.

We all look alike.

Maybe Jalopnik should hire someone taller than 5'5".

You need a hug?