I love Red Zone, but I wonder why they have 2 guys doing it at the same time? Are they worried that if one guy was doing it and held in his pee for too long and end up getting a kidney stone mid-show they'd be hosed? With 2, they can send it to the other guy?

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When did Tom Brady become such a fuckin' pretty boy? He remembers he dated Tara Reid, right?

You done with the live Funbags? All Jambaroos from here on out?

Look at many of the new NHL jerseys... they've removed much of the piping and stripes. Perfect to easily add advertising for Chico's Bail Bonds or a chainsaw company. They are coming. Soon.

That happend to me once. AND the only 2 boxes they had packed were open and shit everywhere from the guy's wife digging through for a fuckin' butter dish or something.

Brady Bunch Theme. That'd be a winner.

Supposedly his excuse was "my girlfriend is into it"...

Pageviews. Some of the good sites charge $10-$20 CPMs. So they make $10 for every 1000 pageviews. (that's probably 1/2 the number I watch in a day)

Is there anything that makes you feel old than looking up your favorite 80s/90s pornstar and seeing how much they have aged...and that they are still doing movies.

Top 3 songs that you'd play over and over to inflict torture on a prisoner?

My cousin was helping a friend move and when they went to move the bed they found pudding cups filled with jizz. Not to the top or anything, but enough jizz to know it was jizz.

How much of my internet activity do yo think my work monitors? (i work for a large global company).

Same with me. Version 28.

Odd. I didn't get that set-up. I did get the menu bar app icon ( i never use the app screen) though and I also got a big search box above my most visited sites on teh new tab screen.

Why the hell was she recording this?

This site lets you do your own as well. Lots of page options.

I went to UNC and was in class with some of the basketball players. At first I was starstruck, but then I just got pissed off that I was in class all the time and they'd show up to maybe 20% and of that %, late to at least half.

He's reinvented Duffnering. Cue Bubba and Fowler sticking their hands down their pants in 5,4,3,2...

We made a switch from liquid to powder since the liquid seemed to be leaving permanent stains on some clothes.