My friends and I did this when we'd go up to DC to watch Caps games. We did it on the Mall and would do it over and over. It was awesome. Carfoolery.

Why do hobos not use bindles anymore? Were old cartoons lying to us about hobo bindle usage?

Is there anything more excited than driving around and seeing an actual prostitute working on the side of the road? I don't stop or anything, but it is kind of a thrill. Oh, and they never look like the ones on TV.

I've still not found anyone who can explain how Sophie differs from a standard dog chew toy.

There are hundreds of kid's cartoons for you to write about so I'm not sure if you'll get to Jake and the Neverland Pirates, specifically the 2 guys who play all the music. If you've noticed, they were much scruffier in the first season and now are somewhat cleaner shaved and wear way more make-up. The effect has made…

This needs to happen. Every asshole has a "my kids are so funny" book. Even Jay Freaking Mohr wrote one. Get on Postmortal 2: The Mortaling today.

Yeah..and she wasn't even attractive.

Being born in 1970 has made me super afraid of nuclear war. We had bomb drills at my school (Hide under your flimsy wooden desk. That will keep you safe from any fallout.) and the numerous books and movies that came out in the early eighties. We had politicians and Hollywood jamming the fear of shooting missiles back…

Is there any reason at this point that Lohan hasn't accepted an offer from Vivid to do hardcore porn? Those Playboy pictures were a total letdown.

I went way out of my way and held the door for a woman at Starbucks today. Of course, she orders about 10 drinks for her office and I ended up waiting 20 minutes for my drink. I'm legally cleared of any wrongdoing if I trip her on her way out, right?

NBCSN showed close-up slow-mo replays of Sidney Crosby's teeth ejecting from his mouth during the afternoon game on NBC and again on the NBCSN game later. Another gruesome injury.

Anyone else say the words in a sentence before voting?

Ward link is a dead.

Maybe men are bigger & hairier therefore require more product?

Is there anything funnier than a baby farting and sneezing at the same time? Their face is always awesome.

I covered a back to a bookcase in fabric before sliding it into the frame. This gave the bookcase a really cool look and was easy to do.

A girl I went to the movies with put her hand out. I gave her a high-five. Another time I walked the girl back to her dorm and she asked if I'd like to come upstairs. I said I was tired and wanted to get to sleep. I woke up 3 weeks later in the middle of the night and realized she was asking me up to mess around. I'm…

Isn't a half court shot a 3-point shot?