Nah, this guy.

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Unsurprisingly, she lost control of the truck and it crashed into a barn in the town of Limerick.

Tomahawk, the my dick is small of bikes

Actually he just changed genres. His words spread too much freedom to be contained by rap, so he climbed aboard a bald eagle and headed for the warm embrace of southern rock & country

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Anyone else read this as “Sky Tits Baby” at first?

He’s offering a self-issued certificate of authenticity with his own signature. Seems legit.

The Great (and sovereign) State of Texas Hereby issues you a summons to appear at the local magistrate / waffle house.

How do you think I feel? Mine says 2300!

“So you’re saving $55 per year.”

Is the white Jetta a TDi? If so, you know she’s putting out way more than she says she does.

My hose would reach her correct side.

The supercharger was added to prevent the engine from stalling every time the AC came on.

Beer.........so much more than just a breakfast drink.

The juke is ugly in an intriguing and appealing way. The Aztek is ugly like your neighbor's 1st wife after 5 kids.