He’s probably more embarrassed to be seen with Kevin Connolly

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Take that concoction, wrap it up, and shove it up your ass. Gimme my hotdog sandwich.

Reportedly, he then confessed to killing a guy with a trident.

Okay, no. Just no. First you show us a Chinese knock-off Gran Cherokee and say it’s a new Volkswagen SUV, and now a Chinese knock-off amalgamation of a mid-size VW, Hyundai, and Kia SUV and tell us it’s supposed to be a new car?