Why do women enjoy the Bachelor? I mean the Bachelorette offers way more eye candy.

I mean I love a good shortbread but preferably with stuff. Like liquor. Or cream. But the best? Uh uh, no way.

Banned?

If quiet and cool means "Screaming like a loony on Twitter", then yes...

Depends on your locale and your society's definition thereof. First cousins made smashing marriage material in the 1800s.

Publicly shamed? You haven't spent much time in the Commonwealth have you?

Re VD: Shade sure, but also completely and utterly factually correct.

I only ever heard of her when she showed up on RuPaul's Drag race and I still don't really get her. She seems like a pale impersonation of Grace Jones or Chaka Khan?

AMBER STRAIGHT UP CALLED THIS WOMAN'S SISTER A WHORE.

That's the Commonwealth for ya. Her entire defense was "poor done wrong woman don know a thing/errybdy gangin up on poor widdle me"

I have been working as a Bridal Stylist at Wedding Atelier. Similar to a successful Victim Witness Specialist candidate

Yeah she was a fucking nut job as "first" lady I hear. The staff were the most co-operative witnesses ever.

Either grow it out or shave the neck. Right now all I see is on your way to a double chin.

Except she got a lighter sentence than she should have gotten, because the Commonwealth loves a sob story about some wife done wrong.

From what I recall Mrs Romney, although a convert, was too nice a Mormon to tell her to burn in hell and right now and napalm the fucking bitch right then and there.

Too fucking light. Typical...

A lot of women seem excessively friendly to me when I first meet them, smiling constantly and asking me a lot of personal questions; if I were a man (or if had some reason to think the women were likely to be lesbians

Squats on a moving train my help you with that.

On what planet would you classify most of the Jez commenters as friendly?

No.