freedomfrites
FreedomFrites
freedomfrites

Re VD: Shade sure, but also completely and utterly factually correct.

I only ever heard of her when she showed up on RuPaul's Drag race and I still don't really get her. She seems like a pale impersonation of Grace Jones or Chaka Khan?

AMBER STRAIGHT UP CALLED THIS WOMAN'S SISTER A WHORE.

That's the Commonwealth for ya. Her entire defense was "poor done wrong woman don know a thing/errybdy gangin up on poor widdle me"

I have been working as a Bridal Stylist at Wedding Atelier. Similar to a successful Victim Witness Specialist candidate

Yeah she was a fucking nut job as "first" lady I hear. The staff were the most co-operative witnesses ever.

Either grow it out or shave the neck. Right now all I see is on your way to a double chin.

Except she got a lighter sentence than she should have gotten, because the Commonwealth loves a sob story about some wife done wrong.

From what I recall Mrs Romney, although a convert, was too nice a Mormon to tell her to burn in hell and right now and napalm the fucking bitch right then and there.

Too fucking light. Typical...

A lot of women seem excessively friendly to me when I first meet them, smiling constantly and asking me a lot of personal questions; if I were a man (or if had some reason to think the women were likely to be lesbians

Squats on a moving train my help you with that.

On what planet would you classify most of the Jez commenters as friendly?

No.

Yep. Don't expect a seat on the bus though, your ass can stand like everyone else.

Women don't know what to do with one anyway. They're just not good with them, should stick to vaginas.

No one cares about your orgasm either.

Pfft. Women are the exact same.

Dude back off. I know this is really, really hard for guys like you to grasp but heterosexuals get HIV all the time. Men and women, even without anal. Bye

Because after being engaged for a year they realize she's fucking crazy?