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This is why Massachusetts needs a ‘Stand Your Ground’ law
-for food service workers
“Excuse me, my coffee is not hot enough! I want to speak to...”
!! BAM !!
- also -
Brandi Felt Castellano is married to Regina Felt Castellano
-that’s one lucky Castellano

I would assume that if it has to default one way or the other, “unlocked” is due to fire code or whatever to make sure no one gets locked inside in an emergency vs worrying about theft.

the word “tragic” means literally anything these days huh

I’m thinking if they were drunk enough to break into the place, they’re not going to really remember doing so.

Well, the survivalist types would never give their details to instacart and have the gummint track them with 5G dairy products, or even buy ice cream at all because they can’t dry store it in their bunker, so that just leaves the hipster alpaca farmers who moved up for the cheap land...

Fucking pistachio. Does my mother’s assisted living facility buy their ice cream via Instacart?

Democrats: “Have you no shame, Republicans?”

This seems like a good step towards giving the WNBA comparable exposure to the NBA. Hopefully it won’t be the last time this happens.

Yesterday Joe Biden gave a speech about voting rights, where he asked, “Have you no shame, Republicans?”

Many, many years ago a friend and I were out and about on some drunken shenanigans when we too came across an obviously unlocked entrance to a fast food place. We stood outside and looked in for somewhere between 2 and 20 minutes (pretty drunk so who really knows?) to see if it was being burgled or something. Then we…

Ted Cruz, pictured here ordering three Mai Tai’s in Cancun, objects to leaving Texas when there is work to be done.

I do not believe anyone’s second favorite flavor is green tea.

I swear when that photo of his fat ass appeared last winter hightailing it out of Texas I thought there is no way it is him. I thought even he couldn’t be that crass. Alas I was wrong. Fuck him, his party & anyone down with them.

I’ve probably been drunk enough to wander into an unlocked restaurant, but I’ve never been drunk enough to be unable to identify dumplings or to cook them in cold water.  

If he thinking about sucking Trump’s dick his hands are definitely too far apart. In fact I think two hands is one too many. And if he is thinking of giving him a rim job those hands have to be much further a part to grab hold of Trump’s ass. Of course the takeaway in all this is Ted Cruz is never right about…

Ted Cruz, seen here showing what he’d do to Trump, if only he could get him alone.

It gets his name in the news, that is pretty much 90% of their platform. The other 10% is to just be anti whatever Democrats want.

So... is the Hoo-man and his comrades really this lacking in self-awareness, or is it a metaphysical flex, to show that they can really be this unaware-appearing and STILL maintain political power because of misinformation, death-cult supporting Faux News.

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