Or letting her dog lick her face/kissing her dog on the mouth. Gross.

I can see the embedded video when I load the page in a browser without tracking shields.

Allegedly, he jerks off every single day, sometimes twice a day if it’s been a rough one at work. Get help, Blake.

“Allegedly, he jerks off every single day, sometimes twice a day if it’s been a rough one at work.” That’s 100% normal for a guy.

I was with you til the end there...cuz, accurate or not, this phrasing is just a big nope: “Food tastes great off of someone’s skin.”

Allegedly, he jerks off every single day, sometimes twice a day if it’s been a rough one at work. Get help, Blake.

When you are Paris Hilton, a cutting board is an “exotic kitchen appliance” and a dishwasher is that nice old lady with the accent and sensible shoes.

Im with Shannon. I've watched the challenge since the beginning. 6 wins, spin offs or not is 6 wins. That's like saying the Lakers championship doesn't count because it was in the bubble. It still counts. He was the best out of the bunch. A win is a win.

I read it differently than, “CEO who wants to get his hands dirty.” I get more of the, “I like to think up then tweet nonsensical ‘ideas,’ get called a brilliant outside the box thinker, and then tell people that this is what they should be working on,” vibe. 

I’m surprised Manchin and Sinema weren’t trying to stop them.

That woman suing Lisa is just looking for a pay day.

Better pre-peeled garlic than no garlic.

Conservatives: Socialism in America! Won’t somebody please think of the children?!

To me it looks like,

Phrasing. 

Eh, they charge an arm-and-a-leg for the service, plus they rip-off smaller mom’n’pops restaurants, oftentimes with the restaurants losing money on every order; and if they don’t like it, companies like DoorDash / UberEats / etc. have a nasty habit of extorting them by listing their restaurants anyway and giving…

I disagree

“It took a little bit more pressure to crap out the meat than the rice, but a meat log eventually slid out painlessly with almost no mess at all.”

not an ideal thing to read out of context 

Owww, my meat log...