“...a Sabbath function that allows the light to remain off when the door’s open for observant Jews who cannot do any work on that day.” I don’t think observant is being used correctly here...i think you’re looking for a way to say Jews who are completely missing the point?  You’re either failing at keeping Sabbath by…

Emmitt Smith isn’t even top 5 all time...Payton, Brown, Sanders, Sayers, maybe AP, maybe LT, Faulk, etc.  Emmitt is wildly overrated.

First of all, sure Mr/Ms 6 figures is being a smug asshole, but assuming he/she was 100lbs overweight, then smug asshole is decidedly healthier now after losing that much regardless of bacon consumption.

Good call, I’ve never laid down the coffee varietals for longer than a year or else that flavor fades too quickly.  That 2010 vanilla was one of their best releases IMO.

There are facebook groups...many are private/invite only but that’s where these sales take place mostly to my knowledge...so I’ve been told.

You’re gonna want to drink that or sell it if you can find a buyer to give you a couple hundred for it.  I recently had the 2015 rare at about 5 years in the bottle and it was still great, but I’ve heard (fairly reliably) the 2010 is getting to be past it prime and the flavors are going from mellowed over time to…

WUT

Which debate did you watch?  Biden can’t string together more than 4 or 5 words without losing coherence.  Motherfucker is clearly less evil, but just as soft in the head as Drumpf.

Jesus fuck dude, I grew up by where he was active and know his house by memory but I hadn’t seen or thought about that motherfucker in a long time.

Well lets see Bloomie and Drumpf are both “billionaires”, VERY rapey, very racist, and ran/running primarily as a vanity project.

How is he a shitty human? I mean I read the entire 5 year old article that Luke linked in this blog and got nothing negative about Roth from it. Calling out SJWs for doing it for clout instead of actual concern for the cause is the lukewarmest of takes even back in 2015. I’m not even a fan of Roth’s movies as I don’t…

*citation needed 

I spent 5 minutes staring at my keyboard trying to figure out what those hillbillies meant to type that came out as gruyere...I’m still stumped.

This take is TRASH.  I’m sorry “feminists” in search of outrage fodder are suffering from a fucking hashtag...the girls that Kobe was a dad to, are suffering FROM THE TRAGIC DEATH OF THEIR FATHER.  Fuck you and this trash take...maybe if you had any context like the fact Kobe was constantly asked about trying to…

Yeah, if I joined Prime just for Whole Foods discounts....otherwise, no.  I’m paying the same fixed cost for Prime and getting new savings at a store I already shopped at.

Kobe was just no more guilty than Clinton or Trump. Don’t pretend a black man getting charged with (but not convicted of) the rape of a white woman makes him more guilty that a couple rich white men that paid for everything to be swept under the rug.

I mean couldn’t we wait until the body was cool at least before trashing the man?  He (or anyone) SHOULD be remembered in their totality, but is hours after his sudden and shocking passing the time to go “Hey remember he allegedly raped that white girl in Colorado!”...especially without putting the “allegedly” in…

...are those Seder tables being decorated by the people that at least demographically are responsible for the oppression of Jewish people?

Telling someone who can’t abide by any sort of social norms to shut the fuck up is directly proportional to that level of annoyance. Going and dumping a drink over her head would be ridiculous...or actually taking her phone and smashing it on the ground.

How?  If I cannot address an adult asshole using colorful language, they shouldn’t be out in public under any circumstances.