This is not a counterpoint to helmet laws.  It’s self-evident that helmet laws can’t possibly prevent all fatalities, but it’s equally self-evident they could prevent more than zero.  And I’m sorry if cyclists are so horny for “freedom” or comfort that they are offended by the suggestions they should be wearing a…

Sadly, he did not.

Nah fuck this dude.

Let Spanfeller know directly what you think at 917-881-5965

Let him know directly how you feel at 917-881-5965

Yep...though I haven’t checked in with Spanfucker today to see if the number is still working or the voicemail is full or not.

No, I’m just a lot smarter than you and I can take a position on a debate without getting thrown off a plane for starting a fight over my few inches of legroom.  I can correctly assert that the seat and space between me and the seat in front of me is what I paid for with my airfare, and also understand that entitled…

It was working yesterday still at least...haven’t tried it today.

So is this where all the fake fucking lawyers from Deadspin went? I didn’t say anyone owes me remuneration so try reading at your grade level. I said, as a counter to your inane and internally illogical argument, that the space between my seat and the seat in front of me is what I paid for. Anyone with an IQ over 80…

You should tell Spanfeller how you feel directly at 917-881-5965

Let Jim Spanfeller know how you feel directly at 917-881-5965

You should let Spanfucker know directly how you feel at 917-881-5965

I’m tall enough that most people can’t recline onto my lap as my knees are stuffed into the back of their seat anyway.  And I would speak up about it if someone reclined on to me.  However, my overall point was that you undermine your own argument about whose space it is in your own comment: if the space in front of…

Yes, I should be punished for being a fully grown adult man at 6'3" 190#.  Sorry it sucks to be short in LITERALLY EVERY OTHER INSTANCE OF LIFE besides flying.

No, actually the space you’re encroaching on is mine that I paid for...and you and the other ignoramus I replied to above make this very point in your own comment!  “pay for extra leg room upgrades”, is that extra leg room behind me or in the space that your reclined seat would occupy?

And if you ever sat in front of me, being that I’m a fully grown adult while you’re still getting there apparently, you’d be in for a bouncy fucking ride with that attitude when I come down with a violent case of restless leg syndrome.

No, I paid for the space you are reclining into.  It’s considered my seat as you so eloquently point  out to undermine your own argument by saying us “whiners” should pay for extra leg room....is that legroom in front of my seat or behind it?

You should let Spanfucker know directly how you feel at 917-881-5965

You should let Spanfucker know directly how you feel at 917-881-5965

You should let Spanfucker know directly how you feel at 917-881-5965