This is such bullshit messi nut-hugging. Argentina didn't even make it into the tournament but there's always someone around to clame messi is the better player despite terrible results with a far better supporting cast... Just can't bear to admit that cr7 is the best in history

Find people that are good at soccer and then have them play in the games.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.