Rolling coal is for little penis men.

Didn’t watch, simply because of “Roll Coal”

I stopped the video at “roll coal.” I’m done.

Not a good look, Tic Tac people. Even the guys who make roofies have renounced this shitbag.

I didn’t know Lindsey actually endorsed Trump? I thought he was so pissed off at Trump that he refused any endorsement.

“I can’t take anymore of this shit!”

God I hope he doesn’t drop out.

Why men think they should talk to OTHER men about their shitty attitude towards women always astounds me. “We have a problem with women not liking us! Let’s all get together in our boy’s club and try to figure out why.”

My god, the cocaine is probably flowing like wine at Clinton HQ this weekend.

Yeah, Trump isn’t the problem. The shockingly high number of people who think Trump should be president is.

Makes America Great Again

I would like someone to articulate WHY he’s being asked to resign. Because this comment revealed literally nothing new about him.

I’d rather see an electoral landslide against him with some very red states going blue. That sort of rejection is called for. But I’m a dreamer though. There’s no chance, I suppose, of Texas flipping.

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

That’s a horrible proof of life video. He should totally be holding today’s newspaper.

All the criticism he’s taking over this old tape is ridiculous. Who here didn’t say/do stupid/offensive things when they were young and stupid. I mean, this is from way back in 2005 when Trump was basically just a dumb kid.

“That deafening shrieking siren you hear? Oh that’s my Everything’s Fine alarm. It keeps going off as long as everything is just fine. It’s the best, the classiest alarm. Everything is just terrific. If it stopped going off you’d know something was wrong but it’s been going off nonstop for months now. People just…

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”