I don’t understand why you call them you morans. G-Pop is’nt eve youish

How does on “shits his/her dick” without making a bloody mess?

Play-hable

+1 ground zero-yard line

She is, but her parents/trainers aren’t really concerned with insignificant stuff like her health and such.

Same here. Had 3 kids by 25. Youngest is now 10, oldest 16. All 3 kids are top students at some of the best schools in Denver, even though most people were sure we were going to fail as parents (been called “shit-head teenage parent” plenty of times.)

That dude is going to have a freshly killed meal for lunch.

I thought the same thing until I listened to the album. A bottle of good wine, a pleasant evening and your headphones. Close your eyes and focus on the lyrics, it's like being at the show. I recommend you try it.

Lexus GSF

Is water-basketball an olympic sport?

“I didn’t rehskew tha sakah playa”

Its FUKING Colombia, not Columbia. The sense of superiority engrained in all of us in the US doesn't even allow us to show enough respect to any other country when it comes to pronouncing (writing) their name

The Muddafacking Keytarr!!

When I bought my new 15 tacoma, the very same dealership had used ones with 20k+ miles advertised for 4-5k more than What I ended up negotiating for mine. The salesman assured me they wouldn't have trouble selling them

Hey that's Subaru, asshole

Bugatti 57s Atlantic. The bugatti 57s Atlantic

Pinche Godinez

Dude!!!

Coward

Too busy eating bull-buthole from Oscar Mayer