You know, a year ago that seemed like a terrible joke. Now it seems like less of a joke than the real election.

Meteor 2016.

Please tell me that the asteroid finally hit the Kardashian family.

I love you

Just Googled “Kardashian plane crash: No survivors.” Nothing.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Let’s do a little story problem:

Just take your smartphone, put the video you want to share on the screen, and try to throw the phone up into a cloud.

A sex tape that does not exist.

35 years old and a million miles. Plus it used to be a rolling strip bar, so you can’t ever be sure what those stains in the carpet are.

I saw this bumper sticker yesterday that said Giant Meteor 2016!

Are there seriously people who don’t have poles and reinforced tables for table dancing on their tour buses?

Also, who the hell taught Trump to say “paragon of virtue?”

I’m no longer worried that this shaved ape might become president.

It made perfect sense and well said. They scream about patriotism yet exhibit none of it. They are willing to put a person in power as a “fuck you” to the country yet scream about USA!, USA!. Like their dear leader, they are charlatans and scumbags.

The name that they gave themselves after ditching the more common, shittier, Germanic name of DRUMPF.

Holy shit

I saw Dee Gordon’s home run Monday and became convinced there was a God. I saw Tebow’s home run today and began to rethink that position.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

You're right, I originally fucked up and called Name Tag Leisure Time and I forgot to tell the design dept that I changed it last minute when I realized my mistake. We're working on it .... I love Jack's Abby and it doesn't belong anywhere near this list, just had the name on my brain at the wrong time.