Maybe shoot him an email?

Hah, my Corsica did that on a much smaller scale after doriftuing it into a curb. No shocks + out of balance wheel + beam rear axle = shredded tires.

Ah, is that where the front steering linkage falls apart? My buddies’ work truck did that. Made it to its final destination and then the front tires went all duck-foot.

Yea, a Sportwagen GTI or GLI (as I imagine it would be called) would have made this a short article. The new Sportwagen is just amazing.

Too bad everyone is like, “hey look, another Porsche. Yawn. CHECK OUT THAT CHEVY CELEBRITY! GOOOO CELEBRITY!!!”

Richard Burns Rally. It was amazing when it debuted, and has evolved as the go-to rally sim for hardcore rally fans to this day. Big community, endless content and improvement. Pretty impressive stuff. It’s easy to get a hold of, too.

I’m bummed that you can’t get the stick on mid-level 1.8 as well. Canada gets it up to top trim I think! Or at least mid-level which is all I’d need.

You need to keep in mind that the entire point of Clickhole is to highlight the raw stupidity of the click-bait articles that it’s sortof satirizing. Very nuanced stuff.

I freakin love Clickhole.

Uggghhh, can Jalopnik please follow me as to un-gray?

Clean, low mileage E46 M3’s are going up in value fast. You’ll see “investment grade” thrown around for exceptional examples, asking up and over original sticker price.

2015, it’s hard to say. Probably a base model Corolla or Impreza? Whatever has the bare minimum technology.

Thanks for making today worth waking up to.

Agree, there were a lot of really great suggestions yesterday and I don’t see any of them here, missed the mark by a ways.

If you don’t have much luck finding a deal, search “28111VA030” in google shopping. You can usually find them at Subaru parts stores for under $300/wheel shipped, which is what people seem to be asking in classifieds.

Agree 100%. Aaaand I’m also a biased owner. I really don’t think the car looks amazing from any angle, but it looks decent from all angles and pretty good from a few. The mopey, small wheels are the biggest aesthetic flaw, which is easily corrected. I think the single best wheel for the car - funny enough - are the…

I give this guy props. These cars aren't gems but they're no kit cars.

They already are struggling to make enough of them. It's the best selling WRX ever, despite no hatch variant. But whatever.

What is it about four-door sedans? How are these still, somehow, more desirable in America than a smart, practical, 5-door hatch? Well, they are, there’s nothing we can do about it, and since Scion seems to want to sell cars, they need one.

Ahhh, they should have finangled the acronym to be SORTV-A. "It looks like some SORTV-A Toyota, maybe an old Nissan?"