Purchase suitable bread, preferably heavy, black Caraway. Toast to perfection in toaster oven. Butter one side of bread when done. Apply cheese to buttered side of bread slices. Heat in mircowave, paying attention to not overheat and boil cheese. Eat. Enjoy.

Oh for crying out loud. ‘Murrica hasn’t won a woar since, what, Guatemala, or Grenada or Great Britain or some country that starts with a G, but it still manages to poorhouse billions and billions and billions and billions more than the entire world. Good on ya, there, boys. Keep on keepin’ on with those dirty war on…