The Subaru Solterra. It is so embarassing to drive that I’ve never actually seen anyone drive one in real life. In fact I’ve never seen one anywhere.  Subaru saw a sale on grey plastic cladding and said yes, we will take all of it.

I’ll nominate the Hyundai Ionic 6. From some angles its almost a 4 door Porschesque look but not in a good way yet, from other angles it reminds me of the old Cadillace Seville with that abbreviated trunk.  In either case its an awkward car that just reached too far.

The BMW XM.

If we’re honest, that’s every BMW SUV, but I assume you’re thinking of the XM.

The “on sale today” caveat makes this harder, because there are a lot of mods that make cars embarrassing (I’m talking about you, Carolina squat). But for cars currently for sale that are embarrassing, I’m going with the Rolls Royce Cullinan SUV. Ugly, fat, and ungainly, as well as ridiculously expensive for what it…

I agree. If I had say $4 Million to spend on cars.

Let’s see, I could buy ONE Bugatti Chiron.

They probably wouldn’t crush the stolen ones.

I can see the problem of this thing even before launch.

They’ve gone apeshit lately with all the backlinks. It’s maddening. 

Tesla Cybertruck, because the production model looks just like the concept.

He never was. He was just a car salesman, and the messaging worked.

I think the best way they have found to quantify handling would be road holding or the skid pad expressed in “g”.  Car & Driver just drives around a 300ft. circle as fast as possible until the car breaks loose.  I agree that handling is subjective but in terms of how to compare 2 sports cars chances are the one with…

How? How does this function as an ambulance? It could be a first responder vehicle with EMTs and gear in the back. It’s not going to transport a patient on a gurney, with an EMT providing care along the way; you know, like an ambulance.

Oy....

You’ve got to give credit to CrowdStrike. They singlehandedly managed to make air travel significantly shittier than it already is. That takes some real doing.

You think it’s “insensitive” to remove a Confederate flag after Trump’s attempted assassination? Why is that? What does this flag have to do with Trump? Because it shouldn’t have anything to do with him. He’s running for President of the United States, isn’t he? I feel like he should want to support the removal of a…

But then you get the stock, bland Corvette interior and it ruins the vibe.

You’re not a keyboard warrior for pointing out the mistakes their AI helper that wrote this article made when they couldn’t even bother to proofread it after the fact. 

That she’s mine. By that I mean there was 2.7 miles on the odo when I bought her. About as unfarted in as you can get. Also letting the v8 sing is pretty cool 

“18 Crosstrek - the seamless AWD.  I/we bought it for the color (orange), comfortable ride (for its size), and its good looks and ride height.  AWD was part of the deal, but it’s proved to be surprisingly useful, more than once.