Until we get an adaptation of the story that had Peter kill Mary-Jane with his spider-sperm, there will always be SOMETHING left to say.

Maybe in 2024 the world will finally be ready for a Bubsy movie.

Honnestly, I’d settle for 15 minute specials of Matt Berry reading from the phone book.

Well I've never enjoyed any of Cinemax's original programming, so I can't imagine I'd like Fuck Beef very much, either.

I really appreciate The AV Club sticking to their stance that cancel culture doesn’t exist by continuing to give a platform to an anti-semite.

The purpose of that particular phrase was to reassure us that Angus T. Steakflower will not be taking this opportunity to reprise his role as a half-man.

Christmas Shoes is at the top of the list where it belongs, but Dominick The Donkey should be a VERY close 2nd place.

A Bronx Tale deserves a spot on this list.

Sam Rockwell is the best part of most movies that have Sam Rockwell in them.

I'm in the midst of a Beef rewatch, and it's amazing how good it is. It might be even better the 2nd time, knowing what it's all building up to. The characters all make mistakes, but it's so easy to understand where they're coming from and why they behave the way they do.

I hope we get another mission where we get to perform the job function of a stevedore. That was riveting.

They’ll need to install flux capacitors in the airplanes to account for the time period differences.

But the 4th season was nearly as good as the first, albeit in a very different way.

I would actually say very few superheroes translate well into video games. I’m even worried about Wolverine; when you get right down to it, his powers will likely just be punching, but with claws.

This was slightly before my time here; in 2009, I was still loyal to Videogum (RIP). But reading this made my day.

Because the staff here sucked when Jezebel was open, too. And because the only way this site has a chance of improving (however slim) is if we, as the consumers, make our dissatisfaction known. 

You forgot Jon Heder.

Patrick DeWitt is my favorite working author, so I’m glad somebody enjoyed The Librarianist, but it certainly wasn’t for me. Definitely my least favorite thing he's written. Bob Comet is an excellent name, though.

He is, but on the other hand, Chrysta Bell was a terrible actress, and she was only cast in that season because David Lynch liked her music and/or wanted to sleep with her and/or already was sleeping with her.

I'm genuinely surprised we still have comments at all. Once those are gone, I imagine I'll be done with this site for good.