I’m also pretty sure that this very site regularly runs articles about who the most recently unmasked singer was, so acting as if they’re surprised it’s still on is fucking wild.

This is almost a good list. But Orion Pictures is quite a glaring omission.

Mett, Matamorpho.

I'll go to bat for Michael Rosenbaum as the best on-screen Lex Luthor we've had.

I don't think so, Tim.

But does your girlfriend still like to be fingered?

It's a terrible cover for sure, but at least it doesn't sound like it was recorded by accident, which is more than I can say for most of their output for the last decade. Personally, I would have given the top spot to Sheryl Crow doing Sweet Child Of Mine.

I'd even argue that Pearl Jam's cover of Last Kiss is superior to the original, which is sung with a weird sort of inflection that sounds like Tom Delonge's grandfather had a stroke.

I just want Danny Devito as Tingle and I can die a happy man.

I'm not sure what the name Saga has to do with Scandinavia, but it's worth noting that Finland isn't actually in Scandinavia. It's Nordic, but not Scandinavian.

Is it Poets Of The Fall? I'm going to see them in a few weeks, and I'm pretty excited for it.

It's been 20 years. By this point it should just be called Parole.

As someone who saw Let The Right One In with the original, horribly botched subtitles, I was grateful for a remake where everyone speaks American as our good Lord intended.

Why are we fact checking stand-up specials? The entire point is to entertain and make people laugh; it should be assumed that things are either embellished or entirely fabricated. And that's okay! I don't watch stand-up for the autobiographical details.

And he’s married to Emmy Rossum, whose last name is Possum with an extra kick. How deep does this go?!

He got honorable mention, but he should be top 10.

Barsanti is the Seltzer & Friedberg to Sean O'Neal's Zucker, Abrahams & Zucker.

Chad Radwell alone makes this show worth watching.

You sound like a real Dana. You should try to be more of a Weird Guy Who Lived In A Van In The Driveway And Was In A Couple Of Kickboxer Movies.

Haunted Polaroids aside, what the hell does any of this have to do with Goosebumps?