I'm here from the future to confirm that we got exactly that.

I'd probably be on board for Tarantino to adapt just about any Elmore Leonard novel. Maybe we could finally even get a good adaptation of The Big Bounce, although I doubt it.

At the time, a lot of people would have cared. When the show was airing, there were people paying attention to every minor detail, and analyzing what they might mean. Often on this very site! So it's likely that people were theorizing about the missing watch as soon as that scene aired.

Breaking Fast

Former Congressman Tom Lantos had two daughters, and ended up with a son-in-law named Timber Dick, and another one named Dick Schwett.

Rusty Kuntz is filming.

Animal Farm is in the public domain. I'd be on board for an Animal Crossing-type take on that.

Kotaku also ran an article criticizing the Spiderman PS4 game because it had you working with the cops. For a while the G/O Media sites found it very profitable to be against the police.

Kanye's downfall started WELL before Ye. I'd argue that his first truly bad album was 808s and Heartbreak, which contributed more to the downfall of rap as a genre than any other album.

That would have certainly made Maggie Gyllenhaal an odd choice for a romantic interest.

Suspicious timing; have we ever seen Rupert Murdoch and Michael Caine in a room together at the same time?

Their absolute best song is About A Girl, because it gave us the greatest video ever made. It doesn't matter how many times I've seen it, or how foul my mood might be; watching Puddle Of Mudd cover that song will never fail to make me laugh until I cry.

I never even considered the comparison to Ignatius J. Reilly, but it makes sense.

I read that and skipped the rest of the list to see if anyone in the comments was able to explain this. I'm guessing the AI made a mistake in creating this article.

The entire talk show industry is built on the idea that it is. Nobody watches these shows to be challenged.

A Pet Sematary prequel should just be a movie about pets that are still alive.

I'll bet the SPR3 guy is going to lose his shit when he realizes the opportunities that this article provides.

Mads Mikkelsen was the superior Hannibal Lecter. I will die on this hill.

This is mostly a good list, but Highlander 2 is a pretty glaring omission. I can't think of a worse sequel than that.

I can see both sides in this conflict. On one hand, you have a pretty good film director with some very questionable and occasionally moronic views. But on the other hand, you have David Fincher.