It’s worth noting that the adult actors on Riverdale went from playing emotional and angsty teens, to emotional and angsty adults, and then back to being teens.

This is set in the same universe as Saved By The Bell, which moved the school from Indiana to California between seasons.

Zelda is a terrible choice for adaptation. Video game adaptations work best when there’s either minimal plot (e.g. Mario) so they can make it up as they go, or when gameplay only exists in service of the plot (e.g. The Last Of Us). Zelda has enough of a plot that they would need to stick with it in an adaptation. But…

I could pick nits with the order of some of these, but the real important thing is that you placed Wile E. Coyote above Roadrunner. Because fuck Roadrunner.

That’s the only explanation for his absence. Which is extra hilarious because the League of United Latin American Citizens has come out very strongly in support of Speedy. He seems to be offensive only to white people.

I really can't imagine any of those people skiing. Maybe Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Traylor Howard?

He already did, sort of. Archie fought an ex-military mercenary wearing a shirt with a skull on it a few seasons back.

The Breakfast Club is far from perfect, but it's better than basically every other nationally syndicated morning radio show. They at least don't use scripted calls and pretend they're real.

Hell, this would include Mario 3.

I’d love to see a limited series about what the hell went wrong with Duke Nukem Forever.

God, yes. The props department would need a huge budget though, if they want to be able to afford the mountain of cocaine that must have been a prerequisite to the decision to hire Daryl Gates for Police Quest 4.

I don't know if it was considered bad as much as average, but I just started playing Days Gone, and I'm enjoying it a hell of a lot more than I expected to. Between middling reviews and my general lack of interest in both biker culture and the Pacific Northwest, I was never really motivated to give it a try. But I'd…

I learned about that title when random Wikipedia browsing led me to the article for that book and they had a picture of the original cover there. I didn't even notice it until my coworker came over and questioned what the hell I was reading.

Now that they're all stuck in the 50s, I really hope it turns out that this entire series was a prequel to the comics.

It's not a movie, so I get why it was left off of this list, but since none of these feature a Revenge Sensei, they all pale in comparison to the ABC series Revenge.

Damn, so I just watched seasons 4 and 5 again for nothing?!

What a strange way to choose which shows you want to watch.

Good. I'm glad they're suing him for this. Otherwise I never would have heard about it.

The lack of self-awareness needed for SAM BARSANTI of all people to write an article with that headline is truly astounding.

“All the things you can’t do in a Sims game.”