Im sure he appreciated having them there to give him a hand.

Is there anyone else it COULD be? There aren't that many girls left.

This is Escape From LA erasure!

Oh, that rascally, anti-semitic Nick Cannon. Such a character!

Arrested Development would beg to differ.

Opinions like this are usually subjective, but any list of the best video games of all time that does not include Assassin’s Creed 2 is just objectively wrong. Because no other game has ever let you engage in a fist fight with the Pope.

My son just became a teenager, and he’s excited for the prospect of this movie, but I’m pretty sure it’s just from inertia at this point. 

I have played Skyrim a dozen times, and never actually beat the main quest. I just find too many other things to do. And a big part of it is what you talk about, with how you find things organically. There’s a huge difference between that and an Ubisoft game, where you know exactly what activities you can find where…

So...nothing to say about the episode where Quagmire rapes and murders Marge Simpson? Jesus jokes are the only issue here?

If people wanted him to apologize for being on a show that isn’t funny, we would all be reading an article about Rules Of Engagement instead.

She can't, she's too old!

How is Derry more haunted than Castle Rock? I'm calling bullshit on that.

Him?

Considering Resident Evil 7: Biohazard is already on the Playstation Plus Essentials or whatever it's called, I would say that it's become so confusing that even Sony doesn't know what's available anymore.

We did. My friend was in charge of editing them, and he put in a picture of himself at the end with his name and the year of his birth - current year, just to make the school think for 15 minutes that he had died. I'm pretty sure you couldn't see his feet, either.

Are we very certain that was Spike Lee and not Jackie Chiles?

Logic has no place in clickbait!

So just to be clear: we're supposed to hate Jason Sudeikis because of a report from a former nanny that both he and Olivia Wilde denied was true, and also because a process server did their job? Even for present-day AV Club, this is a shockingly bad take.

“Martha! Martharino! The Marthinator!”

Even when I don't want to! I'll occasionally try to play a video on a browser, and no sound will come out. Eventually I'll remember that, oh yeah, I turned off sounds in my browser because of this site's bullshit autoplay videos.