I bought a $10 DVD player and then sold it a decade later for $5. Remarkable investment.

But Batman and Spider-Man are characters. None of those movies have told the same story twice; even the origin movies mixed it up. There's a world of difference between making lots of movies about established characters with years of stories to pull from vs. remaking one single movie that told one single story.

“Spot monkey" sounds like a racial slur, but I'm not sure against whom. I want to say...Croatians?

This article must be from some alternate timeline where Stone Cold Steve Austin DIDN'T have a recurring guest spot on seasons 4 and 5 of Nash Bridges.

I actually enjoyed him in Cuckoo more than I expected to. But yeah, he has a very limited range.

If anyone had asked me what time Taylor Lautner would return to if he had a choice, I probably would have said 2009, too.

Not melanin levels.

Normally when these sort of articles come out, I assume they were bought and paid for. But I seriously doubt that Beyonce has sunken to the level of Chandler's autobiography, so I just don't have any clue what the hell this is about.