It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

I think it’s a bit unfair for Congress to call out the whole NFL when teams like the Raiders and Jaguars receive no contributions from defense.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

People keep saying “Brady probably did something,” but on the basis of what? The Wells Report might as well have come out of Pyongyang.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

Have you ever been anywhere else in your life besides Texas, son? Because literally every place outside of Texas is better than Houston.

The Chargers must be really excited about the prospect of getting that close to a Lombardi Trophy.

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

I haven’t seen a dump this unending since I made the mistake of eating lettuce in Mexico.

Unless I work for the government in a national security position, if my employer asks to see my personal cellphone, I would tell them to go shove an iphone 6 plus up their ass.

Good news Jet fans! You now get to see Brady win in New York on a weekday!

TOM BRADY SHOT THAT LION

The Falcons lost a 5th round draft pick for pumping in fake crowd noise last year. A 5th round draft pick for MAKING IT HARDER FOR THE OPPOSING QB TO AUDIBLE. And there is proof that they did it all season long. Even if the ball deflation is true, they cheated far worse than the Pats and only lost a mid-tier draft…

I want real Patriot-haters but also level headed, rational people to respond to this:

Pretty surprised that “some god damn peace and quiet for once” doesn’t top this list.

We’ll disagree on some points there. “Completed suicide” makes far more sense. Suicide is the intention to kill yourself. Jumping off a bridge is the method. If we accept “died by suicide” then “died by fratricide/patricide/regicide” also becomes acceptable.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

dadbod implies carrying a little too much bodyfat, which is the number one most unhealthy thing you can do for your body, worse than smoking cigarettes amongst other vices. Being overweight leads to more deaths than anything else, due to increased risk of practically every disease from diabetes to heart disease.

Ugh I’ve never regretting deleting my ex’s (for lack of a better descriptor) texts until this moment right here. He was a dirty old man, more than 20 years my senior, and some of the things he thought qualified as “sexy talk” were just awful and also wonderful(ly hilarious).