I love this nerdy post.

Does anyone over the age of 5 actually possess ANY of these misconceptions? I don’t get this article at all.

This is a mummified boiled chicken bone of a bone from the GOP, but it is a bone nonetheless.

I’ve never understood how a scholarship itself isn’t considered compensation or financial consideration. To me, you are a pro once you accept a scholarship.

Why is League capitalized? The word league is a noun, while National Football League is a proper name/pronoun. I’m confused.

Questionable ethics = good business. Got it.

The idea of watching teams suck it up for the first few weeks sounds incredibly appealing, actually.

“We welcome realignment,” said a specially-converged assembly of representatives of the Jets, Dolphins, and Bills.

This guy should be head dancer. The person who makes those decisions for the Heat obviously has no part of his or her salary tied to ticket sales.

What is “peeping the lettuce?”

The thing that stood out most to me is that he was pretty smart to not hand over his mobile phone. As it stands, so much of his personal communications - with no bearing at all on the central issue - are now in the public domain. Wells was naive (or disingenuous) in being confounded by Brady’s refusal to hand it over.

This post is a shining example of precisely why Brady didn’t want to turn over his cell phone.

If you deflate your balls into the toilet during working hours, you only get TWO games.

I predict crickets.

“Preferential treatment” = Reserving the most overreaching, unprecedented punishments for teams with the most success.

I’m optimistic the mayor will handle this appropriately. Just like he did when the Braves asked for a new park and we shipped their greedy asses up to Cobb County.

I don’t understand why they didn’t arrest her too.

“Run the score up” - Guessing Colts fan (AFC Championship).

Yep, people sure are shitballs for daring to try and understand subjects rife with ambiguity, complications and nuance.