1. “2014 Ford Explorer”

Oh man. That fear about losing your job is horrifyingly real. I remember being terrified that Jalopnik of all places was going to fire me for being out too long when I had my concussion a couple of years ago. We’re even part of a network that consistently advocates for the athletes who we cover to take better care of…

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Best I got from the hill at La Source was this shot...yes, humblebrag, it’s my first time in ten years and just like ten years ago, I hoofed it in General Admission, so bleh. Boring-ass race immediately after Ocon decided it wasn’t worth wiping out the entire top-4 at Kemmel.

You know what’s ugly? A dead driver when the windshield collapses.

Shut up. 

After learning the story, learn to fix it!

This is also very conveniently timed with the recent Space Force announcement and will help provide justification for the existence of Space Force.

But can it land after doing highly classified, threatening orbital maneuvers? Up your game Russia.

Great read!

“Maybe he’ll get the chance to put a CTS-V through its paces.”

This is Jalopnik - someone out there has one of these things and needs to take a road trip with Jim to a funny named town. 

Thank you so much for reading! 

Thank you so much! I have more stuff in the pipeline, so stay tuned!

Exactly what I intended.

So long, Sergio.

If it wasn’t an issue or shady, would that person not still be writing for Alpha?

haha came here to say the same thing!

clarkson should really be on the back of the matching bottoms.

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

You have been banned from /r/Jalopnik

Have you been watching F1 for a while? This is the way its been... For example, in 1991 only two teams won races at least we have had 3 this year.