Or some Mouton side eye.

Additionally, now that we’re in the age of smart phones: Take pictures.

Here are a 10 tips I learned from “Uncle Larry” - the retired Ford mechanic of 35 years who lived next door to my dad.

What the fuck are the refs going to wear for the Bengals game?

“These uniform ideas are terrible. There’s no way I’ll be able to distinguish between teams!”
-Tony Romo

Lmfao at “no one thought to incorporate it in the design phase.” Do you even auto industry

Well cones. I’m watching both shows. Burn me.

How many times would you watch the replay of Alonso’s crash if there had been no man in that car?

Coming soon to MotoGP - Pastor Maldonado!

This is the correct answer.

I’d like to see it done, just because it’s there. The X-15 STILL holds records that have lasted since the 60's, we should break them, because we can. We should ALWAYS be striving to push the envelope. As for practical uses for a hypersonic aircraft, I’ll freely admit they are marginal, but they could also be a…

Isn’t Dwight Howard being on your team punishment enough?

Yea. That car straight ate that sign, but a perfect camera angle. I saw him get out and thought, “ he got out of THAT!” Then I seen the replay. Halos can’t come soon enough.

I have no idea how Fernando Alonso walked away from that.

SR-71 in a box.

This guy is my new favorite player.

Now they can fight on their flight home.

I wonder how many resources were used to obtain this picture during the Cold war.

Aw, you got me. This is all part of our big gay agenda to build a gay Jalopnik space station in geosynchronous orbit around earth that will house the largest, most powerful Gaydar Emitter ever conceived by (gay) mankind.