Uh, those are Flavor Crystals, sir.

I wish I could kiss you for that but take a damn star instead.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

While working on this I remarked at how amused I was to find in an early-80s “the Hidden NFL” video that the Raiders had a Mr. Coffee in the locker room all the players were lined up to pour from at halftime.

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

I can do both, but I’d much rather drink the free coffee provided by my employer. 

Lol. Deadspin distraught. Oh well. Onto the next outrage-driven, reactionary narrative

Way to shoehorn Kaepernick into a conversation that has nothing to do with quarterbacks. Impressive work. 

My point is that I don’t trust people to decide what’s a ‘pretty easy’ line. I can’t think of a more subjective standard than that. And invariably, that line will creep over time, to whoever’s whim it suits that day.

So the way to stop the nazis is to become a nazi? Sound logic.

Is it? Look at Norm Macdonald.

Guy says: Hurr, both sides amirite? - Apparently OK.

Everyone tweet or share this. Bitch should NEVER work in health care, or ANY profession, where she comes in contact with living beings again.

You’re infringing on their religious freedom if you ban poisoning infidels.

The thing is though, I don’t trust you to stop at Nazis and not turn your attention to the next belief you deem unacceptable.

Yeah, this is hilarious.  They are giving names to certain custom orders at a place where everything is a custom order.

The racism started when a white female directed a movie based on a novel and screenplay written by white males, which in turn placed a white female, Sandra Bullock, in the leading role. Even though “Bird Box” had a multicultural cast, no Amerindians, LBGTQ, differently abled (except the blind) and Muslims were cast.…

I’m a White guy, so clearly everyone else of my color and sex should have the same opinion

LOL ITS BLACK PEOPLE SAYING THIS SO ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE RACIST. LOL dey so funny! Dem dumb white people!

I honestly can’t tell if this is just a master class in shit-posting or if you genuinely believe what you’ve said here.