1) Wow.

We are, as ever, more fucked with each passing day. I need to change my handle, we are most definitely in hell.

I don’t know who’s more annoying; this article for freaking the fuck out over what seems like an unsettling but ultimately treatable condition, or the commenters talking about Ginsberg like she’s the Chuck Norris meme.

Quick facts:

We’re so dead.

But what if they steal my bait box before I have a chance to set up my bait box?!

Um, it’s highly unlikely it’s the Republican judge you would need to worry about.  Not a long history of Republican judges siding with criminals.  It’s more likely the social justice warrior judge you need to worry about.  They don’t want to offend the criminal.  Much better to prosecute the person who was the victim…

sorry you got glitter in your car 

Me: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again...I love the Hornet’s court design. The honeycomb pattern, the teal and purple, the mascot. Perfect. Watching their home games/highlights makes me happy, even though I have no connection with Charlotte whatsoever. Kind of weird right?

NBA

Big deal, I sleep MAYBE 6 hours a night and pulled a hamstring trying to kick a stuffed animal out of a dog’s mouth.

Just an Indian burn.

Nurse: Oh my God! Come look at this Red skin!

does copyright protect stuff like the full metal jacket helmet that opens up that music video?

It varies, so you’re best off just checking your favorite foods in a tracking app like MyFitnessPal or Cron-O-Meter, or look at the label. (I’m lazy, so I do a lot of googling “how much protein in X”)

This is a disgusting, pandering overreaction and I’d expect nothing less from EA. 

Nathan For You connection aside, this truly is some horrifying capitalist bullshit.

I’m not a fan of Amazon, but I read the actual article telling the story and it seems like this woman was getting paid to make deliveries and she was doing it for extra side income while she got more exercise. Not one of Amazon’s most sinister moments, of which there are plenty.

oh ok I see the problem. Yeah a month or so go AV Club wrote an article saying that the humor in The Office is problematic.  I don’t really have a dog in this race.  I would just like these guys to pick a lane.

You missed season 8 and 9. Not that you really missed it, they weren’t very good. But I didn’t think season 6 or 7 were good either. Seasons 1-5 are still very good and very watchable though.