Rory, (bummer on the name by the way) The 1980's is CLEARLY the answer for best decade for movies.

You said “McCormicks” and I thought you meant you filled up a booze bottle with spices and expected a hilarious prank story

I live elbow to butthole with a million Audi SUV driving lawyers in downtown Houston.

The food, though you have to do a bit of work to find the good stuff instead of hitting all the faux-authentic chains and the places surviving on the name of their founder alone. Draft a local into showing you around, and you’ll get it. 

I wish to drown in the pool on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.

I just spent four days in the Big Bend area of Texas and it was absolutely the best thing ive done this year.

This seems like a retro porn sim before anything else. Does the prioritization of trans people really make it important when it’s apart of the tackiest sub genres in gaming?

The article started as if it were going to review or feature a game, but it ends with the line between advocacy and description completely removed. There is no more independent authorial voice, instead it takes the voice of the game. And that voice seemingly says that blowing each other in coffee shops is the natural…

Indeed. Prison time will really put a Denton your resume. 

Looks interesting i hope the game delivers 

The table they just spontaneously happened to be lugging around NYC?

I fucking hate them as well.

I’ve watched that long, insane pitch video of his...my favorite part is where he explains that it each batch of vodka is triple-filtered through “semi-precious stones” that are “known as a type of diamond.”

Danny Boy, I’ve seen track meets with fewer qualifiers than that claim.

It's also worth noting that I've never tasted a vodka with added flavor that was any good. I took a full-bottle chance on one flavored with orange that was vile. I only made it drinkable by combining it with Mountain Dew, and even that didn't taste as good as with plain vodka.

It’s vodka, grain neutral spirits. We’re not talking quality bourbon or scotch here. It’s vodka, the drink of girls and fops and alcoholics a moment of clarity short of rehab. Store it in the fridge, who cares?

I’m an athletic white man and I have a question: is it safe to do a full body workout every other day?

Curious.

I’m completely in favor of that and am totally willing to pay for more affordable housing, better social services, safe injection sites, etc. but that doesn’t mean that people shitting in your building, or grabbing you, or leaving empty, contaminated syringes all over the sidewalk is acceptable. There’s a middle…

My point was that I am privileged enough to largely avoid being harassed, so if I’ve had a few scary encounters then people more likely to be antagonized have had far more.

I’m not defending the use of the robot (it’s tacky and ineffective), but rather the implication in this article that anyone who has valid concerns about individual homeless people is some kind of cruel asshole.