To taste a perverse approximation of power for the only time in his life, would be my guess.

Well, if there is a bright side to this incident, only the suspected bomber, whom I totally agree is a complete miserable asscunt, was injured. All the other commuters are able to get to work/go home and eat doritos. I’m thankful the asscunt is incompetent and didn’t injure anyone else.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

NONSENSE YOU HAVE 8 MINUTES TO SPARE TO WATCH A VIDEO OF PEOPLE EATING PIZZA

I too can identify with these dudes, as I’m also not allowed to have unsupervised visits with my children.

Sure, but why is it *I recall almost nothing about that night, all I know is that it was the star athlete and not some unknown bozo*. That’s a pretty selective deactivation of ones memory.

How does a person who’s completely forgotten an event for ~2.5 weeks suddenly remember it, and also lots of specific details about who did and said what?

True, but think of the flip side of the coin. The billionaire is paying much, MUCH more in income tax anyway, about $40 for every $100 earned. I’d be PISSED if the feds were taking that much from me! Whereas your cheesecake factory example of a poor person is paying peanuts in taxes when compared to the grand scope of…

Speaking as an attorney that specializes in the Discovery process... Uber could be in deep shit depending on whether any evidence can be found that shows they intentionally hid the data, or how deceptive they appear to have been.

I can see this—but personally, I’d still advocate for Kevin, if only for their shared obsession with the number 69.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

A truly successful coach was already getting away with having Schiano as his defensive coordinator.

Nah. The lede is that a powerful man has been accused of multiple incidents of sexual harassment. That those newsworthy facts came from someone you dislike, with dubious motives, is certainly not the lede.

Of course. How silly of me not to realize you were referencing something on Reddit. None of us don’t keep up with Reddit.

Even if you accept the (obviously, stupidly, grandly wrong) conservative interpretation of the Second Amendment, there’s still no actual right to sell guns. So why not ban that?

There we go. That’s the good stuff.

(1) It was specifically written to be a political hit piece.

Some day we’re going to see this video and all say “...yup. That’s two women peeing on a mattress, alright.”

I’m sorry, but you guys sound as stupid as the birthers. Don’t get me wrong, Donald Trump is a shit head, but that dossier is clearly garbage.