Every time a stock goes down, vultures like Labaton file a suit. They are a nuisance case factory. These cases rarely amount to anything, and when they do, it’s generally big bucks for the lawyers and diddly squat for the shareholders.

If we didn’t get thrashed at the last 2 Works Cups without our all-time best lineup, why would we get thrashed with our best all-time lineup?

Sick burn on Chelsea, Billy. A professional sports team that is done something to make money!

I’d love to see the highlight reel of everything you’ve ever said and done when shit-faced

What have we become that this is sweet and heartwarming? It’s 100% freaking cruel. 100% exactly the kind of thing I do to my kids every chance I get, but it is actually quite cruel.

If you took the best hour of music from the combined Use Your Illusion albums you’d get a pretty great single album. Actually, the same could be said for Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness, the similarly indulgent Smashing Pumpkins double album.

Hopefully they go with the 70s/80s Randy Watson hair rather then the more contemporary dreaded look.

I actually found that to be a very English-sounding American accent.

And Judy Hopps is your winner for originality and execution. And I still say if it ain’t homemade, it ain’t cosplay.

Early December is excellent as well. Any time after Thanksgiving and before the 20th.

As long as they dont call pizza “‘za”, I’m ok with this.

Edited away incorrect comment that I fact checked AFTER writing. Sorry about that.

When you described it as being an epistolary oatmeal enema, I thought they were going to be great. Do oatmeal enemas have a generally negative connotation to most people?

“We sincerely apologize for our actions. Our intent was to express solidarity for all people and we were not aware that the phrase, ‘All Lives Matter,’ is, in the United States, associated with groups whose values we do not share.”

You’re a publicists dream, regurgitating all this crap.

Assuming/hoping Disney is footing at least 100% of the bill for this?

I like suspending disbelief on the big things, but not the small ones.

Charybdis is a great word! Here are two more: turgid and stilted.

The Knicks are a bad team and they’ve done plenty!