You’re so witty and sardonic, yet poorly informed.

She’d really have to clip up her hair or get a shorter ‘do. Long hair like that is just too impractical for someone expecting hand-to-hand combat.

Hmmm. The Copa America featured 5 of the top 10 FIFA-ranked teams and the Euros featured.... 5 of the top 10 FIFA-ranked teams.

34th-ranked Iceland’s quarterfinal run: magical.

If you’re seeing only inch-long pubes in the urinals at work, you either work with 14-year olds or adult males who are already trimming. Adult male pubes are longer than an inch and trimmed hair falls out just as much as untrimmed.

Banghart’s story is essentially, “Pat Summit acted like a normal human being."

So, so many words. The company posted net income of nearly $600 million in 2015 and another $500 million in the first quarter of 2016 alone. So in 50 words or fewer, please explain to me again how they don’t make any money.

So sentence one and sentence two are exact opposites.

Eyes Wide Shut took a very many liberties with the geography of Long Island relative to Manhattan. And no, that was not the only problem I had with the film...

You’ve fallen victim to one of the oldest illusions out there: the rubber sword trick.

Enjoyment slightly tempered by my lack of posting them first.

LeBron is to Dwyane as Messier is to Gretzky.

Close your eyes and it’s like 18th Century Cooking with Vizzini. Inconceivable!

The sport of eunochs (or those who will soon be so).

KT- I believe you have fallen hook, line and sinker for what surely is a 100% publicist created load of bullshit.

Prove to me that that's not Phil Hartman, may he rest in peace.

Parts of it were to be sunk. Also, nobody thought this was a good idea or wanted to do it. It reads just ain’t random guy’s concept.

I’m neither joking, nor have I ever played FIFA.