The rule of thumb is that they are as long as the tree is high, not that they go down as far as the tree is high. You don’t have to go too far down in most places to get to some pretty impenetrable rock.

Do you turn off sharing? If not, you’re still a pirate.

Arsenic — natural!

But wait, you’re the author who buried this important, dare I say most important, point at the bottom of the article, below an irrelevant section detailing how you’re clever enough to look up tail numbers.

They lost one champions league game and it was on the road to Porto. Hardly embarrassing. They’re only in danger of missing out on the elimination stage if you think they won’t manage two points total from an away game in Israel plus home against Porto.

I don’t think you’re fully up to speed on how solar systems work. Being completely disconnected from the grid would require a system much bigger than most people would ever install. You know how when you buy a generator there is a “peak” load and a “running” load? The peak load is for cycling your air conditioner,…

He thinks he’s people!

I’m not sure lack of awareness of other cultures’ methods of flipping the bird qualifies is a great example of American ignorance.

They are spoken to an author who records them and then writes them down, but you were just being an ass, right?

And baby scorpions are called...... SCORPLINGS!

On the other hand, it does prominently feature a keytar.

Android as a platform is enormously popular globally, but in terms of people shopping for “premium” devices

You should read the oral history of Saturday Night Live — you’ll see that being new and black is not a great combination for getting sketches on the air.

When is she releasing the chorus?

Meanwhile, this obviously smart, thoughtful woman gets to play nothing but gum-snapping stereotypes in each of the very few SNL sketches she actually gets on on the air.

Doesn’t the term “reboot” imply going back and starting over with the same concept, rather than continuing the prior, uh, continuity? JJ’s Star Trek = reboot while X-Files, Heroes Reborn, Star Wars, etc. are just picking up where we left off.

After seeing what Carrie Fischer looked like in Catastrophe, there’s an Oscar awaiting the makeup crew if she looks in the movie as she appears on this poster.

I am utterly appalled at how many things you make my buy with these links. Appalled.

I am utterly appalled at how many things you make my buy with these links. Appalled.

If you can only appreciate a sport when it is played at the highest of high levels, you don’t really appreciate the sport.

Methinks you need to bone up on the climes of Seattle and Portland.