Whoop Dee Damn Do! It’s not like he skipped practice to go to a strip club or anything.

If they don’t get their act together soon, they’re not going to be able to make up that 1 point gap to to of the table.

A bit nicer? How long has it been since you’ve flown?

Will Teflon Cashman survive another disastrous year — perhaps “nothing” was not the answer at the trade deadline.

Each of the top 10 all-time attendance seasons has occurred in the last decade. “But wait,” I hear you saying — “there are more teams. I’ll bet the average attendance figures don’t look as good.” And you’re right. Only 8 of the top 10 all-time average attendance seasons have been in the last decade. By the end of this…

“Private money” is exactly that — the teams taking out loans to fund the stadium. It's not like they would pay for the stadium with cash on hand.

Why can’t this happen now? What exactly is stopping any man from dressing like a woman and going in to a locker room or vice versa?

The white schmuck comment was made about Pearl Harbor, not Stonewall.

There’s nothing wrong in general with giving them people food, but giving a dog access to a whole hot dog is a pretty efficient way to get your dog to choke to death.

What idiot wrote that?

Interesting in what way?

The top teams in Italy, Spain and France play absolute patsies in 90% of their games, while the top English teams slog it out weak after week against tough teams. Barca and Real had goal differentials >+80 for crying out loud. Premier League teams are at a huge disadvantage in Europe, but surely you knew that.

Hell is... other people at Burning Man.

Thanks for a snark-free post, which could not have been easy given that it included: 1) the Yamkees, 2) a born-again Christian, 3) a dude named Slade, and most incredibly, 4) A-Rod.

But Payet was the one celebrating alone, while the team mobbed Moses.

Live action Incredibles or bust.

So what’s our best guess on how many less than a thousand thousands of mom make up their version of a million moms?

“Thank you. That’s much appreciated” works with all generations!

I believe every woman has the right to do whatever she damn well pleases to her body if it makes her happy. I do not begrudge anyone for any cosmetic surgery. But if you are going to have as much work done to your face as Ms. Fiorina has, you best not tell a crowd that you are proud of every wrinkle.