This ain’t advanced 5th-dimensional calculus, here. Oreo Thins have two thirds less creme filling than original Oreos, which in normal, not-stupid-marketing terms means they have 1/3 the amount of filling. Since these new Extra Stufs have double that amount, they have 2/3 the amount of filling of a traditional Oreo.

I know my posting this is, at best antithetical to what comes next but, could we not maybe just fucking ignore this attention seeking asshole? Or stop calling him by that stupid fucking nickname?

I wasn't far from there, they look amazing...

“Wherever Salt Bae goes, The Takeout will breathlessly follow.”

Just last week, I joked with some friends that this guy’s dishes are expensive “because it’s prepared for you by a gigolo”.

I think calling him a douche is really uncalled for. I mean a douche has a useful purpose in the world. Let’s not associate the douche with this creature, it’s an affront to douchedom. 

If you aren't allergic to soy protein, how does throwing it away qualify as "better safe than sorry?"

Christopher Reeve? 

The Cookie Department Inc said Hershey’s threatened trademark lawsuit accusing it of borrowing Kisses’ “conical configuration” without permission was in retaliation for its own lawsuit accusing Hershey of infringing its “Tough Cookie” mark.

If you add this to a hot dog, is it a dessert?

“We’re always evolving our menu based on our customers’ feedback, which is why we decided to answer widespread calls to bring back Hi-C Orange Lavaburst, which rolled back onto menus nationwide this summer,”

“No, I won’t read the words on your Devil Box, English, and I don’t much approve of the shiny buttons adorning your jacket neither.”

What’s amusing is that 99% of Jeopardy watchers probably would never have even heard about this tweet, and the ones that did would mostly not care.  People drastically overestimate the real-world impact of social media outrage.

Why does this need to be a thing when Liege Waffles are already a thing? I mean...

Farms are absolutely a great use case for this, not just pig farms but also dairy farms. There is a huge dairy farm about an hour south of Chicago that has had one for years.

I will never forgive Tosi for the naked cake trend that meant layer cakes with a terrible buttercream to cake ratio

As someone who had to closely watch salt for a parent, I’ll just throw this in here. Most salted butters run about 100 mg per tablespoon. So if you had a recipe calling for 2 sticks of butter (the most I’ve personally ever used in a recipe) that would be 1.6 g salt added. That comes to (for a standard salt) about .28…

Red clam chowder isn’t actually from Manhattan—it’s from Rhode Island! 

I am definitely going to try this once the 12 raspberries on my raspberry bush are done growing!

In all of MA it’s a Raspberry Lime Rickey.  They are a summer staple in the North Shore as well.