Looks to be about 12 oz of ketchup 9 oz of hot sauce 4 oz of soy sauce 2 oz of sweet and sour 1.5 oz of mustard 1-2 oz of honey. Average amount in a ketchup packet is .3 oz and is used for the viscus stuff, soy sauce is .2 oz

I didn’t want to cross too many streams! I’m already in a million different places at once right now anyway.

wasp to fig

You know you're just asking for it, right?

This reminds me of a joke:

As I understand it, that’s just how they do it in Japan.

I’d eat meat cookies.

100% this. Peanut butter M&M’s are what Reese’s Pieces wish they could be. 

Maybe they found this image out of the 10 million other images of normal Payday bars.

For the countless time, it’s not “untold stabilizers and preservatives”

They actually meant that former TLC member Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas stands at the McNugget production line and sings “What About Your Friends” to all of the nuggets passing on the belt. Spicy!

Chick-fil-A has nothing to do with Catholicism, you twit. If you’re going to be a bigot, at least get your shit together.

I live in Japan.  We have already had these twice.  The spicy sauce with the spicy nugget is delicious.  If having two types of delicious is redundant, then I guess it is redundant.

Oh shit Villa Nova! Good pickins

It looks like there is exactly 1 big lump of sausage in each small piece.  That alone gives it a thumbs up from me (I like well done thin crust too, but maybe slightly less well done than that one)

Set your damn watch by those cuts

That’s because it’s just called “pizza” to them.

While I appreciate your revisionist take on what pizza I actually grew up eating ... nah. 

Yeah, I’m down with whatever. I’ll even take it cut into a non-Euclidean shape that drives the weak-minded to cosmic madness.

I tried that one time, but the server had no idea what Pad They was.