I’d eat meat cookies.

100% this. Peanut butter M&M’s are what Reese’s Pieces wish they could be. 

Maybe they found this image out of the 10 million other images of normal Payday bars.

For the countless time, it’s not “untold stabilizers and preservatives”

They actually meant that former TLC member Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas stands at the McNugget production line and sings “What About Your Friends” to all of the nuggets passing on the belt. Spicy!

Chick-fil-A has nothing to do with Catholicism, you twit. If you’re going to be a bigot, at least get your shit together.

I live in Japan.  We have already had these twice.  The spicy sauce with the spicy nugget is delicious.  If having two types of delicious is redundant, then I guess it is redundant.

Oh shit Villa Nova! Good pickins

It looks like there is exactly 1 big lump of sausage in each small piece.  That alone gives it a thumbs up from me (I like well done thin crust too, but maybe slightly less well done than that one)

Set your damn watch by those cuts

That’s because it’s just called “pizza” to them.

So I’m a freelancer. I literally tell them what I want to write and if they like it I end up doing it. It’s fun, though I do hate being excluded from a good cabal.

While I appreciate your revisionist take on what pizza I actually grew up eating ... nah. 

Yeah, I’m down with whatever. I’ll even take it cut into a non-Euclidean shape that drives the weak-minded to cosmic madness.

The recipe differences are little things — the crust is a little more outright crackerish, the sauce is heavy on tomato paste and dried herbs, and so on. The main thing is the cut, which seems to either enrage and delight people. 

Imagine reviewing Krispy Kreme donut flavors from the starting point of not liking the Kreme.

Reese’s, Snickers, Twix, Kit-Kat. Reese’s no. 1 because chocolate and “peanut butter” (I would rather a Fast Break, the best candy bar). I think what’s going on with Snickers more than the other two because I think I lean chewy to crunchy in candy in general. Twix is above Kit-Kat because of its caramel.

I’ll check on the Twitter thing! A few months ago a friend asked why unfollowed her, which I hadn’t. Either Twitter had a glitch, or I rolled over onto my phone while I was asleep.

The photos taken with my iPhone, like all the photos are. Same spot, time, and light I always get. However, while shooting, a few clouds…

sundae school!!!!

I tried that one time, but the server had no idea what Pad They was.