No. I’d peel and chop potatoes for my mom so I could scarf raw chunks. Mmmmm.

That’s why I put the deodorant on after the shirt.

“If somebody came and took a shit in my coffee pot I’d certainly be talking about it but it doesn’t mean it would have done anything to improve be welfare of black lives.”

No self-respecting man within a 20 mile radius of a Popeyes wouldn’t.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Look everyone! Found the Patriots fan! So how does it feel knowing you’ll have gotten everything you’ve wanted as a fan and yet will still die feeling slighted and angry?

This fuckin’ mind reader knows that none of us can pay attention or comment on more than one topic.

Here’s a thought... maybe actually do that instead of continuing to say you “can” do that. Such a tired line. I know you can do it. How bout you actually do it?

Liefeld fail basic body drawing? That unpossible!

Captain America: The Liefeld Avenger

You mean horrific physical deformities?

original source: Ahnuld.

Barrell Chest Cap!

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Go home, Fred. You’re drunk.

There’s just so much to make fun of.

I...what...are you....

If it makes you feel any better I pronounced it I-V-oh-body.