Which, by the way is also the argument to use if they enforce sporadically. Like, just to pick an example totally randomly, if one family has had a 4’ statue of a borzoi (complete with pink tongue!) on their front porch for 15 years, and another family has had the weirdest collection of statuary all over their yard…

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

I once got a menacing note on my door from the HOA at my old house saying that I was in violation for leaving my front porch light off overnight. I wish I was making that up.

You would be amazed some of the restrictions that are attached to deeds. When I sell my house, I'm seriously considering attaching a restriction to the deed requiring all future owners to give out candy on Halloween.

You’ve gotta think RG3 is counting the minutes until he’s a free agent and he can sign with a less dysfunctional franchise, like the Jets, Raiders, or the Republican Party.

“Plenty of people tell me that being forcibly sent down a trail that will be fraught with tears isn’t so bad.”

Translation: It’s too hard for me to acknowledge that I got suckered. So I’ll just pretend it didn’t happen.

Wrong I on Man of Steel. Zod punches Superman through most of those buildings. This video does a good job of breaking it down (and adding street fighter sound effects):

Yeah, it’s like people didn’t actually watch the fights, especially the Zod one. He got the upperhand in that fight exactly twice. Once, he threw him into the construction site, and then he ran him along the outside of a building....that’s it. Every single other time, Zod caused the destruction (until the neck…

pretty much.

Laughed. My. Ass. Off.

They start strong, but I felt like they were kind of limping along at the end.

Maybe the most fun I’ve ever had reading a book

“Neither can I.”

If bleeding and scrotal bruises aren’t abuse, where do you draw the line? Is punching your kid in the face “discipline?” Should a parent lock their son in the basement for six months to teach him right from wrong?

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

I remember the Atlanta Falcons being in the NFC West. Forever. 1967-2001 - including a stint in the NFL’s Western Conference COASTAL Division (1967-69). What sense does that make? Oh, and at the same time, the Braves were in the National League West (1965-1993). Wha?

Ahhhh, the infamous “battle of the bays”... GB vs TB.

You’re right, Brady was busy fixing his own balls.

This is a microcosm for something. Idk why but I’m fucking dying at this. Crying laughing literally.