I’m pirating because Fantastic Beasts sucks. 

Holy hell. These are such fun, “kill some time with silliness” movies. And they’re peak Nicolas Cage riding the fence between serious and crazy. 

If Disney buys that up and cancels it, I'd be much more comfortable with their monopoly. 

Disney, when asked you to get rid of Fox, we meant Fox News.

This whole fucking administration takes their tech cues from the movie ‘Hackers’ and the show “CSI Cyber.”

I got it. Which is why none of my JP answers are wrong. I mean, I had fun with them, but they’re right.

3 JP Characters: Alan, Dennis, Black computer guy.

I think JP works better because it's CGI was very limited, so you don't notice when it doesn't age well. Whereas Avatar is almost all CGI and shows its age very openly. The better CGI gets, the worse big CGI scenes age.

Palpatine was smart. He knew that broadcasting his child would be dumb. He loved his secrets, and he absolutely knew how to plan ahead. There'd be no reason for him to ever acknowledge his son unless he had to. Besides that, I'm certain Palpatine would be powerful enough to have his child (and grandchildren) powerful…

This is the answer. Palpatine even told Anakin he knew how to do this shit. Not to mention, he could just impregnate a woman and erase her memory of it.

Or he used the force. Like his master taught him. I mean, it's right there. 

Because Hayden Christiansen is a shitty actor that should never act again. 

Anakin definitely brought balance. At the end RotS there were two Sith (Palpatine and Vader) and two Jedi (Yoda and Obi-Wan).

That sucks. But it's not surprising. 

You can dislike something. The point is that the people who dislike things tend to be extremely toxic nowadays. Especially online.

I gave my wife my opinion of TLJ, and no one else. The internet fanbase is just too toxic either way, and my geek friends are all too bitter to discuss Star Wars. Half of them love it, half of them hate it, and there's no in between with them. No matter where you fit in, you're wrong. 

Surprisingly, a lot of people. Though I expect most of them secretly like it, they just are afraid to admit it. 

High five!

Bespin is two hallways, a dining room, a trash room, and a big fucking hole.

Oh, yeah. They went back in time and hated it. Which is such bullshit. It’s okay to admit you like something unpopular. Just because something is flawed doesn’t mean you have to discard it.