Except we know for a fact Han didn't grow up in a vacuum on a lonely planet with no space travel. He was part of the Imperial military for several years. 

I’m just glad James Cameron is in charge of 13 Avatar sequels no one asked for. It seems like those are really primed to do well. His writing game is on fucking point. 

Get that good bug science in there. 

I like injecting sport science into this. 

To be fair, most fanboys jerk off to Boba Fett, who is basically watered-down Phasma from the original trilogy. And I would imagine Luke dying would give him instant access to the entirety of all Jedi wisdom. 

Wouldn’t believe? Maybe. But Han is hardly the type that would deny facts. He has no reason to. 

I’ll buy a sharp turn down a shaft if someone explains how the rebels were able to pick out the fatal flaw in the Death Star in a couple hours, but the goddamned Empire was building this thing for 20 years without the slightest hint that something was wrong.

It doesn’t ruin my enjoyment to point out plot holes and shit that doesn’t make sense. Because they’re still fun and still entertaining. I can still watch Phantom Menace and be happy. I can watch Rogue One and not think of the fact that it only exists to explain away a shaft that leads straight to the core, even…

I just wish we could go back to killing Nazis.

If the show was consistent in how things work, you wouldn’t have any zombies (in any real numbers) after the first year.

I didn’t mean that to come off like that.

Oh, I'm sorry I took the movies into account when talking about the movies. 

I mean, it’s not like there’s not thousands of years of Jedi history. And it’s not like the Emperor specifically mentioned them when he formed the Empire. And it’s not like they didn’t have a temple and Academy right next to the Senate. The Jedi “attempt” on Palpatine would’ve been insanely huge news throughout the…

Oh, I didn’t know you had to see something in order to know for a fact it existed.

Here’s the perfect tempo:

“It’s like how in Star Wars Obi-Wan says the Jedi are a legend despite the fact they were active over the galaxy only a couple of decades ago.”

You: “This article is about the show. I don’t care about the other shows going forward. Implies I’m not a fan of these shows existing.”

Why would you think I was referring to the books when I was clearly referring to the spin offs?

We had eight seasons, including a very controversial ending, that cemented a fanbase, and you don’t see how spin offs that explore that show’s history isn’t for fans?

No, voting for a new leader isn't a democracy at all. Seems like a system that should last at least 200 years.