Oh, someone who isn't a fan isn't upset about a thing only fans would enjoy. Cool. 

“Listen, there was nothing else there. They were just snow zombies. We didn't think the show would be this popular. I mean, we had a dude rape his sister in front of their dead child in a church. We really didn't want people to watch it."

Listen, it’s hard to invent bigger versions of things you already have. Ballista that can hit a moving target miles away from the bow of a ship in water multiple times in seconds requires a lot of *checks notes* “fantasy.”

So you don’t want more Targaryens, just white walkers and Targaryens.

It’s nice you think a democracy in Westeros would take 200 years to fracture. 

“Influencers" are a cancer on society. 

I read a lot of other sources, but I come here for the comments. But it’s so infuriating to see so many people just reinforcing everyone’s belief that voting doesn’t matter and we’re going to lose no matter what. Like, go read another news source and you’ll see that you’re in the very small minority of people who…

It’ll interesting if they wait a good year to bring back anything political. Everyone will be exposed to the real world for a bit. Like I said, I read Splinter regularly, but I was never in their bubble. 

Oh, great. We're entering the extremely boring part of space. 

Deflector dish.

I read Splinter pretty regularly. But I gotta say, with it gone I'm really starting to understand the bubble a lot of its readers were in. I just assumed that no one could be taking that site as seriously as they were. But if it goes away and people don't understand what real news sites are (Spoiler: Splinter was not…

Literally any news outlet that isn't sucking orange dick will do. 

And if any of them murder endangered animals for shits and giggles, I’ll avoid them too.

We also have taste because France backed our rebellion and saved us from getting curb-stomped by the British. Stop acting like we’re better than everyone if you can’t remember where we came from.

But he's still making money off of Jimmy John's, is he not? Because if he is, fuck supporting that asshole. 

You know we can’t taste pictures, right?

Same here. Fuck them.

That’s a pretty sad sandwich. 

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