And that toll is handing him the keys to the kingdom and a fancy crown. Because he's a dude with a name. 

George RR Martin is taking years to figure out how to make his dragons mortal.

To be fair, Jon is mostly useless everywhere else. He's just really good at failing upwards. 

1. In the books (like anyone cares about them now), Jon is not fireproof.

At the rate Jon's men were casually giving into rape and murder, I'm surprised none of them killed him for ruining their fun. 

She promised to break the wheel.

Ned's death was unsatisfying. But it was earned. 

Jamie: “He stabbed me twice, with a dagger. Right in my torso. To the hilt.

You see Cersei’s plan for Jon and Daenerys literally go up in flames. It’s not a mistake that we see random spots of wildlife in Daenerys’ takedown. Cersei was planning to destroy the city if everyone surrendered and/or Daenerys showed mercy.

The good thing is that I've mentally checked out of caring to such a degree that I no longer consider any of this season canon. So I have no emotion over anything that's happening because it's all so out of character that I assume the next episode will end with Jon waking up from a dream, still on the boat next to…

I know there are hundreds of different versions of dragons in as many types of fantasy. But two things are almost universally true.

Well, to be fair, murdering one Cersei is a lot lighter than murdering 35 Freys.

Not to mention:

Daenerys knew that Cersei thought her weakness was mercy. Cersei 100% planned for what would happen if the city surrendered. She packed the place with wildfire. If the city surrendered, she watch as the armies marched to the Red Keep, and she'd destroy the city around them. Cersei was never going to surrender to be…

Those Stark soldiers totally down for rape and murder sure were. 

He’s great in small doses. If you watch him got more than 5-10 minutes, you start to see every movement he makes. Which is a shame because he could do 2 tricks and leave and you'll be entranced every single time. 

Maybe make another dig at my dead mom. You're so cool. 

The writers can say all they want, if it’s not said in the show, it means nothing.

You’re only apologizing because you got caught. Cool dig at my dead mom. 

And, if you're watching Chris Angel, it's all fake. The real mind freak is that anyone gave him money.