How does ice cream get lukewarm? 

You don't understand why people like things that taste good? 

They had to eat so many poppy seeds to fail the test that the conclusion was basically, "yeah, they could cause you to fail. But you'd have to pretty much actively try to fail."

When I was in the army, I was in a group of 6 that chipped in equal amounts to order from a local place that offered a 60" pizza. We had a 4-day weekend and wanted to get something that would last while we all just relaxed. One guy volunteered to do the ordering. We all suggested he order a simple meat-lovers as it…

I remember making that stuff back in the early 90s. My mom let me actually use the blender. Mainly because she was tired of me begging for jello. 

My dad used to make these giant thin pancakes. They weren’t as thin as a crepe, and he used a pancake batter that he got from his grandpa. These things were 10" in diameter. He used this old ass metal spatula that had no give, and he’d flip these things perfectly every single time. I always wondered how he did it, and…

I wasn't seeking advice. 

People’s loyalty to shitty beer will never cease to amaze me. 

And the only option is Bud Light? Sounds like a waste of money. 

Why are you sitting outside in 100 degree humid weather to begin with? 

Cool.

I’ve tried Bud Light. 

If you can't tell what a joke is, you're doing it wrong. 

If you drink light beer, you’re doing it wrong.

Ingredients:

I pointed out to someone yesterday on Facebook that many people simply avoid walls and use airplanes and boats. He said that proves we need more walls because people now are so good at avoiding walls. That insane logic almost killed me. 

They literally carry birds in a box. Birds offer a warning of danger. 

The characters are named. Enjoy. 

Don’t base your decision on this review. I hope you'll be more entertained than what this review suggests. 

The book was being written before The Happening was written. The author didn't get any inspiration from the movie.