Despite the incredible amount of religious nutjobs that live here, Colorado is doing pretty well. 

Scrub it clean.

Intermissions make movies seem easy longer than they are. I saw one movie in a theater with an intermission and it just made the second half of the movie feel like it was twice as long as the first. If you think a 3-hour movie is long, I don’t think bringing everything to a screeching halt halfway through to…

“Why were you guys the last to stop supporting Nazis?”

So you must be aware of the oppression Christians are going through. What, with red cups and being shot when they say, “Merry Christmas.”

He’s using a race to mock the system. It’s not like he wore a Native American headdress because he thought it was neat, he probably had some notion that “maybe if they don’t respect my religion, they’ll respect this because I’m a fucking moron.”

The problem with that would be confirming their insane theory. 

Looks like he's been cutting his hair while wearing cotton blends. 

Nah, he did it because he was mocking the system. That's racist. 

I think it has more to do with being constantly told your religion isn’t welcome when it’s literally the most common religion in the country.

I think any job should have “not escalate this situation into a religion-motivated shooting” as priority number 1.

Pro-choice really winning out in this case.

The real question is: can he ever pee on enough people? 

Yes. Because reasons. 

You forgot they’re going to add dick jokes. Everyone loves a robot dick joke. 

Hell, I'm surprised they're still stumbling upon zombies. 

During his season I thought he was interesting. When it ended I thought, “No, he was shit.”

But we're expecting it now, so it'll be more like, "Oh, they really went through with it? They really don't have original ideas."

Yeah, but he was kinda shit in hindsight. 

There can’t be many things left on the “shock” dartboard in the writers room.