What, you don't want to listen to a modern musical with the pop and hiss of the 60s that is more fragile than a proud boy's ego? You might get a good 3-4 listens before it starts to skip! 

The rising sea level would help compress the air so you’d be able to breath pretty much normally. And, considering that the whole premise of the film was rooted in climate change melting all the ice, you’d have to start worrying about the oceans evaporating instead of freezing with that amount of heat. But there’s…

How does ice cream get lukewarm? 

You don't understand why people like things that taste good? 

Just take the L.

I bet your girlfriend in Canada is also amused by this. 

Can we just erase PETA?

You’re the hero we need. 

They had to eat so many poppy seeds to fail the test that the conclusion was basically, "yeah, they could cause you to fail. But you'd have to pretty much actively try to fail."

Well, when you have unlimited ammo and swords that never need maintenance, things aren't that bad. Not to mention zombies that only do anything when the plot requires it. 

Maybe it's a nice gift because she knows what he likes. 

When I was in the army, I was in a group of 6 that chipped in equal amounts to order from a local place that offered a 60" pizza. We had a 4-day weekend and wanted to get something that would last while we all just relaxed. One guy volunteered to do the ordering. We all suggested he order a simple meat-lovers as it…

If you really believe you're nothing, then why are you alive? 

Good job disproving a statistic no one mentioned or that no one agrees with.

Try per capita. 

If you accidentally fire your gun, you should never be allowed to touch one again. 

No. I'm only a gun owner and a combat veteran. 

You can easily find how many of those people were white based on how many weren't immediately shot by police that were afraid for their lives. 

Which again proves the point that, if you’re so fucking dumb that you “accidentally” do anything with a gun, you should never be allowed to own one.

Nothing says "ready to fight terrorism" like asking two people to move their legs so you can fiddle around with the overhead bin while trying to remember which pocket holds the gun you packed to sneakily shoot people on an airplane.