Just take the L.

I appreciate the sarcasm. 

I thought the contradiction of the statement and reality was obvious. 

Nope. American. 

If there's one thing I know about Disney, it's that they hate money and only want to have US customers. I don't think there's any evidence that says otherwise. 

I don't really need a new cat. 

I remember making that stuff back in the early 90s. My mom let me actually use the blender. Mainly because she was tired of me begging for jello. 

My dad used to make these giant thin pancakes. They weren’t as thin as a crepe, and he used a pancake batter that he got from his grandpa. These things were 10" in diameter. He used this old ass metal spatula that had no give, and he’d flip these things perfectly every single time. I always wondered how he did it, and…

I’m at 280, and he’s way bigger than me. I have a bigger muscle build than him, but there's no way he's not 40-50 lbs more than me.

I’m 6'3" and he's nowhere near being less than 300. I'll bet my house on it. 

280? No way. He's pushing 320 at least. 

Yep. 

Cmdr Mulder: Scully! I finally have the proof I need to show everyone that aliens are real!

I wasn't seeking advice. 

People’s loyalty to shitty beer will never cease to amaze me. 

And the only option is Bud Light? Sounds like a waste of money. 

Why are you sitting outside in 100 degree humid weather to begin with? 

Cool.