I remember making that stuff back in the early 90s. My mom let me actually use the blender. Mainly because she was tired of me begging for jello. 

My dad used to make these giant thin pancakes. They weren’t as thin as a crepe, and he used a pancake batter that he got from his grandpa. These things were 10" in diameter. He used this old ass metal spatula that had no give, and he’d flip these things perfectly every single time. I always wondered how he did it, and…

I wasn't seeking advice. 

People’s loyalty to shitty beer will never cease to amaze me. 

And the only option is Bud Light? Sounds like a waste of money. 

Why are you sitting outside in 100 degree humid weather to begin with? 

Cool.

I’ve tried Bud Light. 

If you can't tell what a joke is, you're doing it wrong. 

If you drink light beer, you’re doing it wrong.

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I pointed out to someone yesterday on Facebook that many people simply avoid walls and use airplanes and boats. He said that proves we need more walls because people now are so good at avoiding walls. That insane logic almost killed me. 

They literally carry birds in a box. Birds offer a warning of danger. 

The characters are named. Enjoy. 

Don’t base your decision on this review. I hope you'll be more entertained than what this review suggests. 

The book was being written before The Happening was written. The author didn't get any inspiration from the movie. 

It was her first time acting? Then she better return her Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television.

No shit, in Ft Drum in 2011, they had guys riding the lawnmowers (not as a punishment) wear a helmet and PT belt. Because the infantry has nothing better to do than make up new rules.

Yeah, but the Marines are in the navy. If you're in the navy, you're a squid. If you're in the army/marine infantry, you're a grunt. If you're in the air force, you're in a recliner. If you're in the coast guard, you're a laughing stock. 

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