I’ve tried Bud Light. 

If you can't tell what a joke is, you're doing it wrong. 

If you drink light beer, you’re doing it wrong.

Ingredients:

I pointed out to someone yesterday on Facebook that many people simply avoid walls and use airplanes and boats. He said that proves we need more walls because people now are so good at avoiding walls. That insane logic almost killed me. 

If their god gave a shit, he wouldn't have created cancer. 

My cousin's wife sells essential oils. She claims they'll prevent the flu. So much so that she and her family didn't get the flu shot. Made a big deal on Facebook about how they're using oils to keep them from getting the flu. Literally 5 days later she posted about how the entire family now has the flu. Still…

They literally carry birds in a box. Birds offer a warning of danger. 

The characters are named. Enjoy. 

Don’t base your decision on this review. I hope you'll be more entertained than what this review suggests. 

The book was being written before The Happening was written. The author didn't get any inspiration from the movie. 

It was her first time acting? Then she better return her Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television.

Fuck that. He doesn't deserve a goddamn treasure like Peggy. Especially after he made out with her niece right after her funeral. 

Almost everyone will. Except maybe Cap. But everyone else is coming through fine. 

No shit, in Ft Drum in 2011, they had guys riding the lawnmowers (not as a punishment) wear a helmet and PT belt. Because the infantry has nothing better to do than make up new rules.

Yeah, but the Marines are in the navy. If you're in the navy, you're a squid. If you're in the army/marine infantry, you're a grunt. If you're in the air force, you're in a recliner. If you're in the coast guard, you're a laughing stock. 

Muscles

Not many people wanted to see it when it did come out. Giving it an extra 7 months of bad press wasn't going to help. 

Interestingly enough, the people you know don't make up a statistically relevant portion of the population. Unless you know thousands of people. 

No. I don't even watch Facebook videos on Facebook.