I’ve tried Bud Light. 

If you can't tell what a joke is, you're doing it wrong. 

If you drink light beer, you’re doing it wrong.

Ingredients:

I pointed out to someone yesterday on Facebook that many people simply avoid walls and use airplanes and boats. He said that proves we need more walls because people now are so good at avoiding walls. That insane logic almost killed me. 

They literally carry birds in a box. Birds offer a warning of danger. 

The characters are named. Enjoy. 

Don’t base your decision on this review. I hope you'll be more entertained than what this review suggests. 

The book was being written before The Happening was written. The author didn't get any inspiration from the movie. 

It was her first time acting? Then she better return her Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television.

No shit, in Ft Drum in 2011, they had guys riding the lawnmowers (not as a punishment) wear a helmet and PT belt. Because the infantry has nothing better to do than make up new rules.

Yeah, but the Marines are in the navy. If you're in the navy, you're a squid. If you're in the army/marine infantry, you're a grunt. If you're in the air force, you're in a recliner. If you're in the coast guard, you're a laughing stock. 

Muscles

If everything is, then nothing is.

It sounds wrong because it is wrong. Like thinking a taco is a sandwich. It's absurdly wrong. 

The point being: when you specifically call a hot dog a sandwich, no one pictures an actual hot dog. Because it's not a sandwich. 

If I tell you I’m going to serve “hot dog sandwiches” at my house, there’s no way anyone is thinking I’m serving a regular hot dog. Most people will ask why I’m not just serving hot dogs.

In reality, this will lure people in. They’ll be excited to play games after work. Then they’ll get stationed somewhere without it and realize that the army does this shit all the time, only implementing the new recruiting incentive at places people rarely get stationed. Or they’ll get stationed there and realize that…

You know what really goes great with 6 french fries? 50 more french fries.